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>>20610675
whatcha drinkin?

How many chainlink do you need to hold to retire by 2025

>>20139896
h-wickedly funny! hohohohohohohoheeheeheehee

pick me

It feels really comfy knowing that crypto wisdom can only be gained in a specific sequence of mental phases, culminating in going "all in LINK," and it's already far too late in the market cycle for the average newcomer to advance to that point of enlightenment. For example, I recently shilled all my normie friends on crypto, and they are just dollar cost averaging into BTC and ETH. I would be shocked if they have $5000 invested. I even told them about LINK, but they think it's "too risky." Meanwhile, I've been following the crypto market for years and have gone through all the phases: bitcoin maxi, shitcoin moon hunter, top 20 elitist...now culminating in my entire life savings of $55,000 riding on LINK. I'm not even an ICO-fag. I only started buying in 2020...but when you know, you know. 99.9% of latefags will not have the balls to do what I did. I have never been comfier. I know I will be asymmetrically rewarded for my risk. While they were pissing their cash away on traveling, avocado toast, and overbought FAANG stocks, I was sinking into the depths of mental illness to study crypto markets and formulate my strategies. It was a long mental road, but I'm finally home. I will continue to live like a pauper in order to inject $2-$5K USD/month throughout 2020. Like a cold-blooded maniac, I will keep gobbling up LINK even as the price climbs deep into the double digits and beyond. I will laugh at them and say "I told you so," when they come crawling to me in awe and envy as the price cuts up through $1000 USD like a hot knife through butter. Fuck all niggers, kikes, spics, chinks, pajeets, sand-niggers, women, fags, trannies, jannies, and no-linkers.

It feels really comfy knowing that crypto wisdom can only be gained in a specific sequence of mental phases, culminating in going "all in LINK," and it's already far too late in the market cycle for the average newcomer to advance to that point of enlightenment. For example, I recently shilled all my normie friends on crypto, and they are just dollar cost averaging into BTC and ETH. I would be shocked if they have $5000 invested. I even told them about LINK, but they think it's "too risky." Meanwhile, I've been following the crypto market for years and have gone through all the phases: bitcoin maxi, shitcoin moon hunter, top 20 elitist...now culminating in my entire life savings of $55,000 riding on LINK. I'm not even an ICO-fag. I only started buying in 2020...but when you know, you know. 99.9% of latefags will not have the balls to do what I did. I have never been comfier. I know I will be asymmetrically rewarded for my risk. While they were pissing their cash away on traveling, avocado toast, and overbought FAANG stocks, I was sinking into the depths of mental illness to study crypto markets and formulate my strategies. It was a long mental road, but I'm finally home. I will continue to live like a pauper in order to inject $2-$5K USD/month throughout 2020. Like a cold-blooded maniac, I will keep gobbling up LINK even as the price climbs deep into the double digits and beyond. I will laugh at them and say "I told you so," when they come crawling to me in awe and envy as the price cuts up through $1000 USD like a hot knife through butter. Fuck all niggers, kikes, spics, chinks, pajeets, sand-niggers, women, fags, trannies, jannies, and no-linkers.