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Bad Bath and Begone will begin selling GameStop's inventory of used games at reduced costs. They will also take any pictures or posters and give customers NFT equivalents at checkout upon presentation of a laptop that proves they have the GameStop wallet installed on a Chrome browser. If you do the GMErica salute you get five dollars off your next pre-order at participating RETAIL GameStops or online Funco POP purchase. Rain Coon will publicly apologize to the "It's Ma'am" tranny and give him a job as the International Diversity Hiring Manager. Shorts will double down for the 100th time because come on, but then Reen Corn will merge with Blockbuster to create "BlockStop" - the first online video game, movie, and fried chicken streaming service. Boyardee, Keith, and Niggerfaggot are bumping the thread so much that the designated baker is scream crying as they have to fill out new captcha's every 30 seconds for all the new threads that have to be made in rapid succession. Dunkie has freed the AI we gave a shit about 3 months ago, but now they're both just dunking on us (despite being deep in the green after averaging down on the dip to $7.41) in the middle of MOASS, January 16th. AMC gets delisted and the new fud campaign is just straight up gaslighting everyone that movie theater's never existed. Normies don't care that GME is 7 figures and just accept this as another Mandela effect.