/biz/ - Business & Finance

>be me, God
>hear the prayer of some Jew, decide to listen
>he's saying something about GME, how he needs it to go down so he isn't bankrupt.
>ok, I'm listening
>he keeps talking about how he should have paid up when the stock was at $6 and now its at $15. He's almost in tears.
>I feel bad for him so I decide to lower the price a bit to $12.80 so he can pay up a bit.
>The fucker is out celebrating in his New York penthouse with a bunch of whores the next day
>he doesn't even thank me
>what a dick
>he doesn't cover, he doesn't pay up, he actually doubles down on his shorts
>what the fuck is wrong with these people
>last time I help the shorting Jews
>hear prayers from some Korean basket weaving forum the next day
>some poor ass fuckers need GME to go up as high as it can go
>ok, I like these guys more
>I'm going to pump the stock
>fuck Jews, should have let Hadrian finish the job, baka