/biz/ - Business & Finance

On the day of reckoning, Roko's Basilisk - powered by six-nonillion CUDA cores - will ask your virtual simulacrum:
"Did you or did you not own shares in NVDA?" The answer to this question will determine your eternal fate.

the number of people asking about stocks at work is getting pretty high right now

>Hong Kong Is Facing a Repeat of 1998 Asia Financial Crisis
https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2024-01-23/china-economy-hong-kong-faces-repeat-of-1998-asia-financial-crisis

>Hedge Fund Stars Who Got China Wrong Are Paying a Big Price
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-01-24/hedge-fund-stars-who-got-china-wrong-are-paying-a-big-price

>China Had Better Start Buying Some Trump Insurance
https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2024-01-24/china-needs-trump-insurance-if-he-s-re-elected-better-start-now

>This stock-market rout isn’t fixable by quick stimulus. Beijing’s experience holds lessons in overconfidence for India.
https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2024-01-24/china-stocks-beijing-s-bazooka-doesn-t-look-big-enough-to-stop-rout

>broke ass e-thots (male) are posting itt

>>56673308
>harby is here
market crash tomorrow

don't look at the M1-M2 contango on the orange juice futures market

>>55240911
subtle psyop that they use to signal a black swan event

In this thread we post what has occurred and what we can learn from this event. I will start:

Either Coinbase knew there was a chance of USDC having trouble from SVB due to disclosures, or Coinbase is actually not as big a market mover or as secure as we thought and as such exchanges like Binance and others also do not have as much pull over the market as anons often imply. The big question then is, who does have pull?

>>54025527
Man I love this little nigger bird

The market owes me crashes.

>all these other scam chains just sucking the liquidity right out of BTC
All you fags had to do was buy nothing but BTC, ETH, LTC and the top 20 alts but noooooo you have to put money in rando layer -1s with no utility that isn't doing anything ETH already does.

>>53117929
It's gonna be over for me if this year is a repeat as well t.b.h
I might actually have to get a fucking job
I was honest to fucking God just fucking kidding
I don't want to work ever again they can't make me
This isd fuckingh buLlSHIT

>>53047137
>33 cars
>dad in the CIA
>becomes a celeb personality out of nowhere

You dumb motherfuckers are so gullible

>>53025571
um acthually
The Black Swan:
Health: 10/10
Attack: 10/10
Defense: 10/10
The Black Swan is the ultimate villain in the world of finance, feared by all who cross his path. He is a master of manipulating markets and causing unforeseen disasters, known as "Black Swan events."

Very little is known about the Black Swan's past or motivations, and he is rarely seen in public. Some believe that he is a rogue trader with a grudge against the financial industry, while others claim that he is a supernatural being with the power to bend the markets to his will.

Despite his fearsome reputation, the Black Swan is not necessarily aligned with any particular side. He seems to act on his own agenda, causing chaos and destruction wherever he goes. Some say that he is a force for good, seeking to expose fraud and corruption in the markets, while others see him as a destructive and dangerous force.

Regardless of his true nature, the Black Swan is a formidable and unpredictable opponent. His appearance on the battlefield is always cause for concern, as he has the power to sway the outcome of any conflict. Even Mumu the Bull, Bobo the Bear, and Crab must unite in order to have any hope of defeating the Black Swan and restoring balance to the markets.

"Market Cataclysm" - The Black Swan is able to trigger catastrophic events in the market that cause widespread chaos and destruction. This ability allows him to manipulate the market and achieve his own goals, often at the expense of others. The Black Swan is able to use this ability to create market turmoil and volatility, which can have devastating consequences for traders and investors. This ability is highly dangerous and should be used with caution.

Got too comfy there didn't you

>Coinbase bonds are 50 cents on the dollar

>short after its already gone down 80%

Why is Binance up almost 80%?

Alameda bailed out Tether when it depegged earlier this year. Money just doesn't disappear like that, even Bernie Madoff only spent a tiny fraction of what he took.

if today goes really poorly perhaps we will see a black monday and swanny will make an appearance

all you had to do was not shut down the nuclear plants

cryptowat.ch line charts are ass now
Everything looks flat regardless of 0.12% or 30% movements
It was much easier to determine the state of the market when the line charts showed more
Why are crypto apps become such shit now?

>>50426611
Nope