/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57872489
Whats the next one so I can 100x my money again?

>>57798042
I dont fucking care. I just made a fuck ton of money.

They told me I could become anything I wanted, So I became COMFY! Thank you COMFY on Solana!
I only invested because biz told me not to! They said it's a shitcoin! But i did my research and i found out that the dev is based! COMFY is listed on Coingecko, SWIFT and will soon come to Coinmarketcap and centralized exchanges! But you can already buy it on Raydium, Orca or Creme.
And don't forget about the High APY for LP providers! The LPs are burned, contract renounced and the Telegram group has the comfiest people i have ever seen!

>>57340613
Yuropoors are so retarded they can’t even tell time

I'm the worst trader ever. Or to pinpoint it: the game is rigged against me and me only.

Everyone can yell "IT'S THE TOP!" - if I go short it will continue up until I bust
Everyone can yell "IT'S THE BOTTOM!" or "BTFD!" - if I go long it will continue to dump until I go bust.

I mostly lose my money on DAX. I follow a couple of DAX-traders on social media who gets things right time after time. But the moment I step in all their charts and meme lines goes to hell. They scratch their heads and try to figure out what is going on, finding copes here and there. And the second I get my last pennies taken away from me the storm calms and they again start with winning trades.

DAX IS at a temporary bottom 9000% sure. But I'm long as fuck so it's in a schizobattle on whether to dump another 200 points WITH NO BOUNCES AT ALL just to rape me, or to let me have a little win.
Pro-tip: it won't let me win. it will only go up if I go short.