/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50535607
>Because there is no finer entertainment available on earth than shitting directly in the mouths of shills at all possible hours, and there is a non-zero chance that I and they might in fact be shitting in the mouth of some absolute wankstain that is actually unironically and tragically short this stock and somehow found the balls to come here and try to piss in this ocean of piss. If the laws of this land allowed it I would make a sport of finding and brutalizing anyone that did these things and would sleep like a well-fed baby the nights after having done so. Alas, the laws of this land do not allow for such noble pursuits, and I have nothing better to do on my days off from working 70-80 hours a week to buy as many shares as possible, and this is entirely too fucking funny to not be a part of.
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>Ask not for whom the honkler honks. He honks for thee, sneed.