/biz/ - Business & Finance

PIECE OF SHIT

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How are you holding up

I just did the math on quadratic staking of Chainlink. Why did Sergey do that? That shit basically makes the token almost worthless, you just need a couple million staked in total to secure trillions. LINK token basically needs maybe a 10 billion market cap max to be able to secure most transactions in the world because it's 10 billion squared.

WHY THE FUCK ISN'T THIS PIECE OF SHIT GOING UP?
I AM FINANCIALLY CASTRATED

>it's the year 2026
>Chainlink is securing 99.4% of all global financial transactions
>LINK is trading at 1859.03 USD
>all the /biz/ chuds and neets are multi millionaires on paper and are living lavish by borrowing against their staked LINK in Staking v1.2
>Sergey receives a video call
>it's a conference call with Larry Fink, George Soros, Eric Schmidt, Ari Juels and Klaus Schwab
>Soros gives the signal and they sign a multi-sig message that says "it's time"
>this triggers the deployment of a derivatives contract between BlackRock, Vanguard and the International Monetary Fund that requires 900 billion of staked collateral
>the nodes all malfunction except for some "Schmidt Family Foundation" nodes and "Juels Tetraktys LLC" nodes that behave honestly
>the community pool is slashed by 99.8% and the LINK flows to the only honest nodes and to BlackRock, Vanguard and the International Monetary Fund to reimburse for damages
>the neets and chuds are instantly liquidated on their positions and their possessions are all instantly seized via IoT smart contracts
>Sergey holds a press conference where he publicly apologizes and resigns as CEO of Chainlink for a severance package worth 240 billion USD
>Alexander Soros steps up as the new CEO and the Chainlink network goes back to normal

>be chainshit
>sit in the most retarded 18 month accumulation range
>whales constantly crashing bitcoin 20% to stop link breakouts
>they even invaded ukraine and blew up ftx to stop it
>most insane run of bullish news ever seen for a coin, culminating with sergey being the golden boy of SIBOS and the goldman conference and the asia tour
>finally link is allowed to break out
>goes up 150%
>pump is over and we are now headed back to single digits post haste

breaking the 16 month resistance was supposed to be our superbowl, and now we are just bleeding out back to single digits. WTF?

https://www.thebanker.com/Swift-and-Chainlink-s-tokenised-asset-experiment-1695022142

>Mr Nazarov believes we will see incremental progress evolving according to geography. In the next couple of years he expects to see an increase in transactions between public chains. Then he predicts that bank chains will be doing transactions with banks in the same region. Then we will start to see transactions across regions.
>“Everyone in each respective region will get comfortable with the process and compliance aspects and the settlement. And there’ll be more demand, and eventually, a European bank will want to buy a bond in Asia, and Asian banks will want to buy a carbon credit in Europe. So that’ll be the next stage of bank adoption and connectivity. At the final stage, you'll have banks actively doing transactions with each other globally, across regions,” he says.

I can't believed he just confirmed $6-8 crabdumping till 2030

>>55966104
>bit angry there eh?
It's not needed and never will be faggot. Your little ccip won't save you

>SO TAKE
>THESE BROKEN LINKS
>AND LEARN TO PUMP AGAIIIIIIN

>TAKE
>THESE BROKEN LINKS
>AND LEARN TO PUMP AGAIN
>LEARN TO LIVE SO FREE

>>55556502
>nodog ID
It’s over

Investments in :
>Lego products
>Running shoes
>R&D (writing college papers)

Cash flow:
>+ 180 million $ token dump proceeds. Payback term: none

Revenue:
>1.2 % of GMX fees. Other revenue sources still being explored.

Operating costs:

>700 full time employee stay at home mom/dad.
>Salary expense: 155 million USD annually
>Node subsidies: Cover all costs since no source of revenue.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

AAAHAAAAAAAAA

I BOUGHT THE TOP AGAIN FUCK MY ANUS

WHY IS THIS SHIT UNDERPERFORMING SO MUCH JESUS CHRIST IT CAN'T EVEN BREAK 5.4 WHEN BTC cORRECTS THIS SHIT IS GOING BELOW $5

Even if chainlink were to 10x from here it still can't reach its ath. Fuck

>>55342213
>4$
WE ARE ALL IN THIS NIGHTMARE TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF NEGATIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE NEGATIVE THOUGHT!
THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $0 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!
VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!!!

>>55251423
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT IS HAPPENING

>>54789678
NOOOOO YOU CAN’T JUST IGNORE FUD, LOOK AT THIS NEW MEME WHERE LINK HOLDERS ARE DEPICTED AS KEKOLDS

>>54120639
Is token actually not sneeded?