/biz/ - Business & Finance

>tfw you're going to get paid to take physical delivery of brappy gas

I'm back in the brappy gas business, boys
t. just bought some UNG

>doesn't own the stock
>accounts for 40% of the posts on a Friday

Bought back some CCs at a modest 45% profit. Thanks for the free money.

Brappygasbros, we headed back up

>>55430685
+.95%. Another comfy green day for me.

Negotiations begin at $1k per Bobby.

Post yfw you're not a buck broken bobo

>>55208556
Nice green day. I'm back to +12% on the year, which is where I was in March before my portfolio took a steamy, fat shit

Baggies Doubt Their Positions Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://www.optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com

>Screeners
https://www.finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://www.etfdb.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

>Calendars
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://www.market24hclock.com/
https://www.squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://www.finance.yahoo.com/research
https://www.finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

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>>54921417

The last time I successfully trolled on 4chan was years ago on /sp/. I said I was trying to lose weight by eating Subway like Jared. I said I was eating 3 footlong cold cut combos with extra cheese a day and so far I wasn't really losing any weight, but I was going to stick with it. The amount of serious replies I actually got was surprising.

>>53525490
Someone post the webm where Liz Olsen smacks her ass and she gets turned on by it.

>>53447377
ryan cohen's exit

>>53304263
zero, it's hard for me to understand the british broadcasting channel slang

>>53237982
Theres a slim chance, very very slim, gas storage can ruin the entire day though

someone in the pit is really trying to keep natgas below 3.72

I just had 4 eggs, toast and sausage for breakfast

I still need a hot practice gf

Funny shit

They will keep stealing from you and you will do nothing, no political side will do shit, no religious group will do shit, no foreign superpower will save you as well without asking for your soul.

And you above everything, as an individual, you will do nothing.

You will keep pushing the cart and be happy when they tell you to be happy, be sad when they tell you to be sad, be angry when they tell you to be attack, like a good dog. And, probably the most important part, you will own nothing.

Is there an obvious play here to look at?