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Do your worst Jerome Powell you wallstreet bootlicker! I know how you act, you won't win this time woth my new strat

>50k on calls expiring next week
>50k on puts expiring next week

Either way I'm walking away rich just by holding. SPY pumps $20? Thanks for the $500k. Dumps $20? Thanks for the $500k.

All of it into gold asap, checkmate Jerome, I'll be rich in whatever country I feel like going to.

>3
>2
>1
>0

this is all a larp I'm too scared to actually do this and I dont even have that much money. However would this work?

Do your worst Jerome Powell you wallstreet bootlicker! I know how you act, you won't win this time woth my new strat

>50k on calls expiring next week
>50k on puts expiring next week

Either way I'm walking away rich just by holding. SPY pumps $20? Thanks for the $500k. Dumps $20? Thanks for the $500k.

All of it into gold asap, checkmate Jerome, I'll be rich in whatever country I feel like going to.

>3
>2
>1
>0

this is all a larp I'm too scared to actually do this and I dont even have that much money. However would this work?

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then when bitcoin goes to the moon, I'm going to laugh at all you wagecucks
and i'll still be collecting disability
and you'll do nothing