/biz/ - Business & Finance

>speaking to my bro and dad last week.
>'hey bro, hey dad. We've made a fair bit of profit on those stocks I exclusively selected in 2013, but now I feel it's appropriate to invest a portion of that interest-earned money into a physical token of wealth.'
>'we can get 500 ounces of silver for about £10,00 excluding taxes. What do you say?'
>no anon the stocks keep rising, they collectively earned £1k this week with a 3% increase!!!
>check 500 ounces of Britannia's price 5 minutes ago, making it about 1 week.
>£12.5k before taxes.
I'm going to have to kill them, aren't I?