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>>57389077
This just in, Douglas A Cifu, CEO of Virtu Financial, has allegedly been so inspired by Kenneth Griffin's selflessness, he has decided to suck one thousand dicks in the name of world peace. "How can you have hate in your heart when you feel so good?" Mr. Cifu told our reporter, "I wish to inspire love across the world, consensually of course." Mr. Cifu would not elaborate whether or not he would swallow or spit, as "some things are best kept secret."

This action follows a major turn around in Doug Cifu's demeanor, as he was last seen arguing with retail investors on X, formerly known as twitter. Back to you Pepe.