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>finally made it
>jump into my brandnew white SL AMG
>heading to a date at a restaurant across town
>I'm kinda late so I'm speeding
>in a tight curve I lose control and the car spins 360 I regain control and keep driving (must looked sick to everyone else lol)
>finally arrive but I'm late
>see my date sitting at the table already
>there is no seat for me at the table because some asshole stole it or what
>complain to the waiter who pretends they are outta chairs
>fuck you I walk back to my car and luckily I have a chair in the trunk
>finally meet my date
>shes insanely beautiful and everything is perfect about her like really a 10/10
>whole chair situation broke the ice
>we finish our meals last and its time to pay up
>there is a long line of people also wanting to pay and leave
>get in line with my chair
>tell chick to wait outside next to the eggshell white Mercedes in the no parking zone
>people take forever to pay for the shitty food holy shit
>finally my turn to pay
>open my wallet and realize I have no cash on me FUCK
>reach for my cards and throw one of them to the waiter
>hes like hey thats a drivers license and not a credit card
>I'm like sorry my bad and hand him the credit card
>he notices the names dont match exactly (long story)
>tells me to wait while he makes some phonecalls to make sure the cards aint stolen or something
>realize they are wasting my time so get mad them some other faggot telling me to calm down
>finally resolve everything and manage to pay
>walk outside
>hot chick is long gone
>a fine sticking to my Benz windshield for my shit parking

I feel like people are treating me overall worse since I made it, like hey lets dunk on this rich guy, gotta ruin his date because fuck you you have money and I dont and the woman just saw me as a free meal anyway

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