/biz/ - Business & Finance

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>>18736505
Thanks. So I guess this settles it. Let's just hope that as Link's utility grows, daml starts integrating it. Would be cool to have a chainlink library in there (I guess)

>We're gonna make it, like, next month.

Here's your september, bro

https://etherscan.io/token/0x514910771af9ca656af840dff83e8264ecf986ca?a=0xc1da8f69e4881efe341600620268934ef01a3e63

https://etherscan.io/token/0x514910771af9ca656af840dff83e8264ecf986ca?a=0xd382fc6398d0707f9aeb01c995236ff655ee63db

I saw Sergey at the Forgery in San Francisco. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Big Macs in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her and asked her to repeat the question, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the big macs and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each big mac and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly and asked her to repeat the question. Every time she did Sergey would put his fingers to his lips and whisper shhh really softly

FUD monkeys getting owned on reddit

>https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/c0h7a6/big_news_for_chainlink_as_google_cloud_showcases/

NOW THAT LINK IS A 100% GUARANTEED TO MOON, can we have a serious discussion about what will happen to the no linkers? I know they'll have to continue to wageslave but that doesn't seem enough of a punishment for their heretic behavior, I mean, they're no linkers, they probably enjoy mind numbing tasks given their sheep mentality.

Anyway, this is my proposal: I suggest we create a nolinker fund that will be used to pay pajeets to post on biz, Twitter, etc about how sweet life is for those who made it to remind them how they missed the only opportunity they ever had at making it. What do you think?

Smiling Sergey is actually lucky post smiling Sergey for max gainz.

>>13507621
The ship is at sea marines

>feel a little excited
>look at post more in detail
>disappointed yet again

>>13447855
>Consensus 19
> Sergey waddles up on stage
> Delivers the exact same speech
> Still stuttering
> Most of biz don't even bother
> Price plummets
> "So yeah umm like yeah ummm ah mainnet is like out now".
> "Also we need to hire new people to umm like develop things...."
> Stares into space for a solid minute
> "Things for the chainlink network. So if you like think you have what it takes check the pivotal ™ and email us"
T. Time traveller

>>13441227
Based I could use some good news and the biggest green dildos you've seen

I'm sick and tired of checking it and reading that aborted word salad. Filthy kikes will never get my linkies and discord trannies can fuck themselves

Goodnight Frens

>>13308515
oh sweet summer child...