/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16558417
IF YOU WANT MY FUTURE

This ultimate shiny rare Sergey pepe has appeared out of nowhere.

Sergey wants to know where his supporters are based. Comment your country or you'll forever be poor and a nulinker.

Hey guys, Sergey here

*AHEM*

*TING* *TING* *TING*

Please gather round marines.

I have an announcement to make.

Now that mainnet is announced, can you all stop acting like annoying little fucks? Try contributing something other than racists memes you fucking idiots.

Hope you guys enjoyed the talk today. Until next time.

Sergey Nazarov.

Heh, why did anon neck himself?

*TING* *TING *TING*

Hmm, seems the mic is not working.

*YELLING*: Everyone please be patient! We are trying to resolve this issue and will resume momentarily, bare with us please! Thank you!

*AHEM*

*Whispers* Is this thing on?

*TAP* *TAP* *TAP*

*Adelyn: Sergey it's on now.*

*AHEM*

Ah, there we go. Hey guys, Sergey here. I just wanted to make an announcement regarding the hardworking team we have working on the release of the product. Although I may get all the credit for this piece of software that will unironically make 95% of jobs obsolete within the next half decade, it wouldn't be possible without the hardworking guys behind the scenes making sure everything goes smoothly. Shoutout in no particular order: Tommy Gun, Dima Vasilslatidslav, Stevie Wonder, Johnny Sins &
Alex Kwiatkowski. Thank you Cyka's for making this vision into reality, Blyat.

*AHEM*

*ATTENTION* *ATTENTION* *ATTENTION*

*TING* *TING* TING*

*Is this thing on?*

I SAID ATTENTION. EXIT ALL MARKETS IMMEDIATELY.

That is all.

>*Ahem*
>I, Sergey Nazarov, hate Niggers

Singularity commences. Swift posts update confirming partnership.

yeah i have it right here.
fuck off.

>>12632918
i remember my first time buying chainlink, my palms were sweaty, knees weak, arms heavy. there was some vomit on my sweater, already. i think it was moms spaghetti.

* AHEM *

OP... IS A FAGGOT!

(((audience erupts into laughter))

OP IS ALWAYS A FAGGOT!

(((audience takes OP out behind stage and sodomizes him with a broom stick. OP enjoys it.)))

>i'm ashamed of all d things that i was doing >for yah
>shoulda known all deez girls saying they loyal
>shes a freak
>took her to Nobu on t.beach
>just 2 eat; loui vee 10s on her feet
>where did u get the money from dem shoes girl
>you hit me on my dm like a fan girl
>did u want me or t. bands girl
>now i know u another instagram girl
>she almost made think
>all she want is me
>i hit t.club and the first 1 dat i see
>says she there cuse she knows promoters
>in t.club
>come 2 find out my home boi hit her up
>all dis ice
>i needa freezer
>mmmmmmm
>whip it up and beat her
>mmmmmmm
>whip it on on 2 seaters
>say she love me
>don't believe her
>mmmmmmm
>can't be mediorce
>20 on t.choker
>puff her
>i dont know her
>give me face like poker

>>12486606
coming up anon