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>holds shitcoin which does nothing for several months
>weak hands, see everything mooning
>decide to jump off shitcoin
>same day i jump off it moons 2x
who here suicidal aswell?

29 y/o ausfag, 110k+ secure job, long term GF with decent looks who makes 90k and pays her half of everything, plenty of sex, I play lots of vidya, have a fucking cool dog who gives me love all the time. House is worth 650k but mortgage is 250k. I am respected in my workplace and am reasonably fit. People find me interesting and intelligent although I feel like a devoid, blank imposter who is literally pretending to be a human been

I made a bunch of fucking retarded meme buys and am down about 7k fiat and my only holdings left are 15k link, just over 100 strat and FUCKING NIMIQ (yes I am that retarded)

I've known about buttcoin and eth for years and never bought because I figured I was more likely to get gainz from picking an alt.

The money I have lost on my shit buys doesn't really matter that much, but as I see this insane BTC & ETH rally I fantasize about what my gains would be if I wasn't a dumbfuck and actually picked a front runner coin.

These invasive thoughts are getting to me, I watch people who got into crypto after me making bank after buying BTC at like fucking 7k, sending me messages like "thanks for telling me about crypto anon" and I can't even reply.

How the FUCK can I get a grip and tell my lizard brain that my life is okay and to stop being a jealous POS.

If there truly is no way, recommend me a good suicide method that is mess free and I can easily make it look like an accident without triggering government watch lists. I hear if I inject air directly into my neck I will have a heart attack and die is that true?