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>> No.58194181 [View]
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Why do the markets have to close...
I can't spontaneously make billions of dollars if the market isn't open.
It's just not fair.

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>>56396934
What if RC and Icahn got mad about the dead-dad jokes, the pajeeties racism, the "six millionaires" comments, and they decided to rugpull the goyim.

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I wish I wasn't autistic enough to not continue coming back to this thread for the morbid curiosity for deranged baggie cope

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>>56230906
sn...sneed

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>>55777944
ch..checked

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>>55670110
My 6000 shares of Bayhorse confirms this lel

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>>55409985
>MOASS happens
>Apocalypse hits the next day
>millions of tendies you can't get to
damnit

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>>55300721
no u

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>>55274477
ch....checked

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>>55025236
I tell all of my clients that when I am driving them around town at 2AM puking in the back seat of my car. "Yea, this isn't my real job you know. I actually trade options." How much did you make last week? "s....seven dollars...."

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>>54755998
oh please, god, let it be so

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Ape no fight ape

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W..we are ALL going to wagmi

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>>54641496
>operational efficiency
FFFFFFFF

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>>54624721
I'm the genius who has been selling puts for the last 5 months and reveling in the immediate returns I have been reaping. Only for cash to be constantly siphoned out of my account and replaced with rapidly depreciating shares. B... but everything is f..fine.

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Even the DOJ is saying the market makers are full of shit.
It's absolutely Joever for mayoids.

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>>54463535
s...stahp

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>>54392881
Reeeeee

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>>54192987
sheeeit

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>>54181785
Reeeeeeeee

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I sold a $17 call on my GME shares for some stupid fucking reason. If MOASS pops off within the next few hours I will have lost a boatload of money to scalp out $20 premium.

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>>54136377
Shit, sorry I just looked.

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>>54095472
>yfw you dangerously short a stock because you think it will be diluted to nothing and it never happens.

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>>53988243
Oof. Ranjesh what are you even doing?

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