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Someone redpill me on crypto, is selling and withdrawing your money quick? I've been waiting 8 fucking days to get my money on stocks I sold over a week ago. But funny enough it only takes 5 minutes for me to put my money in hehe!!!

I'm so fucking sick and tired of this jewish shit.

>gf has a fidelity account and gets ready to buy GME on thursday
>i follow suit and set up my account as well
>gf tells me with absolute certainty that once you add funds you don't have to wait for the process to go through and you automatically get money to spend and you're golden
>ok.jpg
>waiting for monday
>wake up today
>go to set up my funds
>linking bank account takes 4-7 days to process
>can't even send funds at all yet
>confront my gf about it
>"Well it was just an assumption since that was how it worked with coinbase. I didn't actually go to purchase GME yet"
I'm fucking screwed

>>3453268

Holy fuck I don't know if you're trolling or if you're retarded but let me try explaining again:

ALL COIN VALUES ARE BASED ON BITCOIN PRICE IN AN EXACT AND LITERAL WAY. THE WORTH OF ALL COINS IS BASED ON THE PRICE OF BITCOIN BECAUSE BITCOIN.

For example: shitcoin x is worth 110 satoshi, bitcoin price goes down so shitcoin x is now worth 90 satoshi. The purchasing power of bitcoin just went down, meaning the purchasing power of all other coins also goes down because their existence is measured in and based on satoshi. If all currency was independent in value what the fuck would its value be based on? USD?

Understand now?