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Anons I'll do it tomorrow. I'll singlehandedly make Bitcoin dump by buying 100x Coinbase calls.

Since I am perpetually destined to loss money in the stock market, there will be no other choice than for Coinbase to dump, resulting in a Bitcoin dump as well.

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>>55414930
I could be wrong, but from what I remember, they absorbed the Japanese arm of Lehman Bros when they went bust back in '09. By this logic, it's safe to assume that the very same group that was degenerate gambling with mortgage backed securities is still very much alive and active. Not only that, but they're most likely caught in the same web of naked shorts as the other hedgies.

The entire insanity that continues to fuel the GME saga and the people who support it is literally revenge for 2008.

>>55397585
Serious question, do you watch pornography at all? If you do, you should cut that shit out immediately. I notice that if I indulge in porn regularly, I become extremely anxious, self-conscious, and get stuck ruminating in the past. I'm not saying quitting porn will cure your cptsd, but it may help with easing your anxiety symptoms. It's something you should consider before resorting to self-medicating with psychedelics. Just my 2 cents.

Should i buy back in now or wait till the rate hike?

>knew crypto was a scam since the beginning

which exchange support payment or funding with american express?