/biz/ - Business & Finance

I bought 5.9ETH with my unibux

>23 and my life savings are in crypto
kek please guide me and let me make it

my birthday is the 2nd, would make a nice present

>>22007036
don't listen to the seething late buyers OP, 5 or 10 LINK to us isn't a big deal but to no-linkers or nulinkers it is. I can buy a new mattress now with a $5 bill I bought my linkies with two years ago, 80% of the board won't know this feeling for another 3 years and then it will be
>nigger you wasted .005 LINK on a mattress?!?!? you'll regret that in 3 years!

as for me I want for nothing right now so I just got some decent whisky and a new $20 video game

>>22004462

>redditors doing our work for us

based redditors not buying any and fudding their fellow morons out of the biggest chance of a lifetime, upvoted

Well anons the pros about being a man is that our junk lasts for years. Even if you're 26 you can still find and fuck 18 year olds. Thankfully for me I look incredibly young still, I've also been working out and I'm going to try my hand at speed dating soon.

kissless virgin still but I'm gonna go for it bros, worse case scenario I get wizard powers and have viable blood for ritual sacrifices

SMG sure is lively these days, nice to see actual posters in it again

I voluntarily quit my job in 2020 but still filed taxes in 2018-19 am I going to get any? Assuming it passes