/biz/ - Business & Finance

Sergey is a fat scammer and a jew.

He made linktards put their money into the celsius ponzi and bancor, shilled vaporware like MOAB, breaks every promise he makes... he is a complete fraud.

1 link?

>>12023507
Just one my friend. But once you get a taste of Sergey's thick manly musk, you crave more. His brow dripping sweat onto your eager and awaiting body, the dry ketchup on his neck, the aroma of Big Macs and sex wafting thru the night. Kiss him, hold his ChainLink, and ride your Sergey rocket to the moon.

As a 34 year old man, Sergey was my first crush.

I've never really felt attracted to other human beens, until I saw his beaming white face discussing decentralized oracles. I knew that very moment, he and I would share our seeds like an explosion of love in a winter's morn.

He would wake me with his soft lips against my thighs under the sheets. He really was an amazing lover. He would bring a handful of big macs to bed and we'd have ketchup fights until we fell asleep in each other.

Sergey isn't the most well endowed man I've seen, but he's very girthy. Similar to the shape of a big Mac, he's short and stout and sometimes his belly will tickle my backside when we are making love.

I truly respect ChainLink cryptocurrency project and recommended it to all my friends on social media website, Reddit. Everyone on Reddit agrees, Chainlink is #1 cryptocurrency and Sergey is #1 lover of men. Go #ChainLink!

17 ChainLink (LINK) cryptocurrency token holder here. We're gonna stink it.

N-no more.. .

>>11131732
I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED AAAAAAAAA

>>11086744

to cause people to go insane

If I could change anything, I would make love to Sergey the night of the fight. He was in heat and tipsy off ketchup martinis. We were cruising down Hollywood Blvd at two in the morning in a baby blue 1970s mustang, top down, and smoke billowing into the air. I could hear the ocean crash, and a full moon rolled against the horizon. He turned to me at a stop light, gazing softly into my eyes, and said, "I've never loved anyone, like I love you" - we kissed passionately, I could taste salt and relish on his chapped lips. I noticed the light turn green out of the corner of my eye, his strong hand met my thigh and I heard him let out of soft moan, "Linkie..." - I jolted up and pushed him back. I thought this was another man, he'd already cheated twice and I told him it was over if he let it happen again. It broke into a huge argument on the beach. I told him never to call me again, and went home. He sent letters, emails, flowers, big macs, I ignored him. I only realized years later, what he meant when I read those words he wrote to me.

3 words at a time, let it out, /biz ... I'll start.

Dearest Sergey,

We

>>10384632
wow 1 retweet

$1000 EOY

there is no salvation... there is only suffering

>>10270041
i hold 30k Stinkies since november and i could kms

i just want to stop wagecucking

>>10197276
THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW THEY'LL CALL US DEAD

>ChainLink surpasses btc on coinmarketcap

>>10087218
>tfw you have paid more than twice for the same amount of LINK

https://www.ccn.com/coming-reckoning-will-shake-up-ico-market-cboe-president/amp/

Oh.

IN THE ARMS OF AN ANGEL

Why aren't people buying??? These prices are ridiculous. Zoom out, this is sideways.

what comes after despair

No more. This linklet is going all in on LINK. Convince me I'm either fucking stupid, or the smartest man on biz. Go.

I GET KNOCKED DOWN