/biz/ - Business & Finance

Have a spare $5k and I wanna go fucking WILD. Tell me what shitcoin I should be buying right now and I’ll put every single cent in it. I won’t even ask anything about it, I’ll just buy it.

One and only rule: 1) It has to be one of those shitcoins that I and most people in the market have never even heard about. Don’t fucking shill me COLX. Just tell me the name of that dammed bag you’ve been holding for months and have never saw a pajeet shilling it on /biz/.

When this thread gets archives, I’ll use a website to randomly chose which of your recommendations I’ll be buying a $5k bag of and will make another thread showing the result. GO!