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Pump engineer intern.
Sorry y'all, couldn't maintain the system since last August because it was back to school time. Now I'm back at the pumping factory.
Let's just say - the whole thing is a mess, in shamble. But clean, Rajesh should have somehow set his hand on the key to the locked down pump engine.
Pump engine themself? Only hulk, stripped of all part. The team had a 100% turnover, and me, the intern, is the most senior member now...
Let's see if I can cut through management bullshit and get the pump fixed for WAGMInc

do we currently have any attention seeking anons on call for scoping out the lines in front of banks tomorrow?

>>52790737
Sea level

>>50822999
Well why didn't you roll trips sooner then!? Thats exactly what we require to get the pipes clear. My team will finish their pidser lunches and get right back to the valve room

>>50650584
Actually you can't just plant an apple tree because they don't grow true to seed.

>>50641939
Honestly they'll be desperate to try and force it into a class action and the best move would be to file suite individually. No way they can afford to fight millions of retards separately in court.

>>50538411
>>50538160
IQ chart is actually a circle. If you go far enough one way you end up on the other side of the chart.

Pump engineer intern here.
Something went awfully wrong today.
It started with a noise in the wall. *Thump*
I thought it was nothing. Until the noise repeated. Again, and again, and again. Became cyclical.
Then, machinery started to act strange. But it was still not anormal.
Until the Hedge Dwarfs get out of the wall.
They were everywhere. Little creatures, a big bearded nose walking around, with more shortladders than you can imagine. They went deep in the engine, and headbutted the pump pipes to death, screeching about "Baggy back to fourty"
It was hard. I've seen men die today. Good men.
Break's up; I'll try to fix the mess to get pump flux flowing again today

Pump engineer intern here.
I'm glad to tell you all I worked all the night on the percolator pump juice and gas Fourfold-divider. This is plugged into the main network right now, let's see at open if it runs without leak.
I shouldn't say this, but we have a new project : Injecting pump in solid form.

Pump engineer intern.
I'm on shift until I pass out to prepare the engine and fix any pump leak.
Oh wait; I'm receiving a new protocol... It's named "WAGMI contagency plan"... Brb work is calling

Pump engineer intern here.
I might have fucked up last night. I plugged the main pump diverter in reverse. Shouldn't had, but the mechanical locking tab have been filed and glued in the other way; I suspect the indian janitor sabotaged it.
Anyway, my bad, got two hands in the grease fixing stuff up. Hopefully other parts are not damaged.

Pump engineer intern here.
Good news, we finished installing the pump flux fourth-demultiplexer tonight. Exceeding pump juice in tanks will not be waste after split. It was a hard night of work.

Ok we discuss with the team, experimental pump gear is ready to test around 12h30
I hope we won't fuck up

Premilinary pump flux capacitor pump were succesful.
Team is not clear about engaging phase two right now. After all, we need to refactor the whole pump injector to deal with the quadruple convertor of the main tank before Friday. What do you fine fellows think?

Pump engineer intern here.
My bad. Wrongly plugged the experimental tank. Sorry for the leak of pump, hopefully everything s fix and we can test the new mixture.
It tasted awesome btw.

>>50445983
It's ok, we diverted pump from main tank into reserve cannister while we refill with chemist anon experimental mix from last thread. We'll plug it and run an experiment in a few minutes. We expect a green candle, don't know until when, then a lil dump while we reswitch tanks, then a gigantic spike.

What i think it's gonna do like GME

>>27425401
i bet 10-20%

i suggest CHSB since you can yeld, all the normies are using it, and it pump like hell.

>>24987590
Thank for your answer anon, it can also be a bentobase thread.

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