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Linkies are down bad

We made it frens. we really did make it.
It is just vertical price increase from here. Soon owning 10 link will be considered a very fine thing indeed.

>Insane LINKCEL billionaire that was mindbroken after years of holding LINK during the prime of his life takes revenge against the LINKs creators for ruining his life.
>Sergeys own creation will be his ruin

If LINK went to just $1 USD a token I would hardly be able to buy catfood anymore to survive...

>>55636200
>can't even get basic UI right without everything breaking

>2024 EOY: $37
Suicidal ideations are perpetually torturing my mind. 3 years down the drain all while other projects are reaching new heights
>2025 EOY: $240
A slight alleviation to my worries, but not a respite. The opportunity loss has been gigantic, but at least we are now close to catching up; I can finally buy non-discount ramen
>2026 EOY: $105
I am on suicide watch due to a failed attempt. Our pump was the weakest yet we dumped the most during the crash. The psychiatrists successfully used hypnosis on me to make me stop obsessing overhow rich I would be if I invested on literally everything else but LINK
>2027 EOY: $165
My 30th birthday. Years of stress and financial failures have crushed my spirit and I've hit the wall worse than a White woman. I am stll nowhere close to making it, all while my peers are getting married and started families. I am still a KV because I wasted all my youth making crypto research and posting here, despite that I am still in 6 figure hell
>2028 EOY: $630
I am finally comfortable in the 7 figures. Despite that I feel absolutely nothing. No joy, no vindication. No negative feelings either. I am an empty shell of what I once was. This is the 10 year anniversary of me discovering and investing on LINK. A faint trace of emotions is invoked within me as I imagine what my life would have been if I never got into Chainlink
>2029 EOY: $1200
I have made it. I could sell everything and live in luxury for the rest of my life. Was it worth it?
>2030 EOY: $2000+
Chainlink has tainted my existence. I still live in my cheap house, the only way wealth has improved my life is that I do not have to worry about bills or wagecucking anymore. I post here daily. My dopamine receptors are completely fried, to the point where I can hardly enjoy anything. Years of isolation have distanced me off my family and few friends. Romance is no longer a possibility, at least not with any woman that is not a walking redflag. My soul has been crushed

Only 2 more weeks until youre done eating the cat food stink is. Trust the plan! Chainlinkgod is in control

Its over..

>>54575755
Checked
>tfw $10 was unthinkable worst case retracement
>now languishing on this $5-$8 hells cape while bleeding gwei and sats
Gents this is becoming concerning

Kek thats brutal. Sergey flexing his luxurious 5 star meals in barcelona while link fags are in abject poverty eating catfood in the slums.
Next he should get a big diamond chainlink logo chain and join richard heart on dabbing on their peasant followers.