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>>49295585
The year is 2085, I travel the irradiated wastes in my exosuit, . The only thing keeping me alive is the small nuclear reactor that powers the suit and its atmospheric scrubbers. We've been running low on Uranium for the suits for the last 2 months and despite frequent encounters with raiders have barely managed to scrape together another month's supply. It was then when things were looking truly grim that I remembered a post.
>"I learned this lesson with uranium futures. Had to rent an excavator and burry it in a far corner of my property just to be safe. It'll be worth a lot in a few years."
That's it, our ticket to surviving another year. I led a strike team into the local federal building, took out the mutant ATF agents who had become so monstrously fat through their regular corn syrup rations that their fingers were no longer able to fit into the trigger guards of their rifles - disgusting. All to find a data pad allowing me access to the FBI mainframe. I backtraced the post, found the poster's address and set off on my journey.
After 2 weeks of travel I finally find the poster's house. Truly a grim site, painted on all the walls is "DAVID SOXL WILL PAY" - I don't know what it means. I see a tree with a skeleton next to it, the leaves of the tree are bright blue, this is it.. the Uranium, I've made it. My tribe will feast on Campbell's brand luxury soups for years to come.

>sitting comfortably on my 3 shares of Zoom
>up 6% today

any other Zoomers here?

Guys i'm not shillin' i'm actually staking on this token from a thread the other night, ngl farming the pool is kind of envigorating- and the security of liquidity pool and dev keys burned is cozy asf. it might not be a big coin but its my coin bros!

>>20467068
Safer and more profitable than going out fren

All those based WEST shills make my belly tingle. Shill me more, anons

Comfy AF staking my ZNN