/biz/ - Business & Finance

I always enjoy your announcements. what is it, fren?

I just had a liquidity problem in my pants and now it's starting to leak onto the floor. Can Howard help with this?

>>24354565
Sometimes in the shower i plug my foreskin with my thumb and piss a little bit so it blows my foreskin up like a waterballoon

wheres the anon who made that dip joke? i miss that guy. he was a real human being.

>>24307779
So you mean we are buying the absolute bottom of a 500 years dip of the most undervalued asset on the planet? Sounds absolutely fucking perfect to me.

Also you'll never be a woman.

is coinbase fractional reserving crypto?

>>24304034

>>24287229
are YOU gonna do an autopsy on my foreskin faggot? didn't think so. give back.

jesus fucking christ what in the fuck did you retards do to the market?

>>24269772
im so existed rn

when i mek it im going to donat 3.5mill to the retards of biz so they can get the musk implants. maybe then we will have intellectual discussions on biz about the burger man again.

>>24247072
what. what do you see. what.

are they waiting until after this cycle dumps to announce USD is useless? what if i finally make it and cashout only to get dumped on by the fed?

I am though
I should get more

deadshitcoins rising from the dead. LINK sitting eerily still. wtf is this shit?

>>24182178
$1000+ passive income every month

Now that I'm a juror, I sentence you all to death.

when cryptocurrency becomes the standard will fiat be a collectors item?

ITT you post how you found crypto and why you're still here. i'm drunk and sometimes crypto and financial situations can be lonely so here we go.
>2010 start discovering things like wikileaks and anonymous, as a result find out about BTC find it interesting but never buy
>2016 see that BTC is going up again neat
>2017 see that BTC hit 6k, audibly say holy shit out loud at my work, when asked what i tell them and a co worker goes wtf i have 6 of those things
>transfer to new full time job (at this point been bouncing around jobs for years, school here and there, trying to find a way out), job enables me to sit at computer 90% of the day
>start getting really depressed, no way out but sudoku
>look up BTC again, notice its at 11k, scramble to make an account and start DCAing in with spare change. this could be my way out. start browsing biz.
>watch BTC go from 11k-20k, euphoric, start looking into other cryptos like ETH etc. find ICX think it might be the next big thing due to reddit and youtube shill campaigns, put in more than i can afford to lose. see LINK getting shilled at 50cents, a particular thread convinces me but i only buy 100.
>2018 bearmarket hits, lose 90%. no more way out. but keep an eye on the markets.
>depression 2.0, lose job, go in debt heavily to make ends meet.
>stay on the board, see LINK threads survive while every othr shitcoin disappears.
>2019 LINK starts going up. in a last ditch effort i put all my remaining money in the market (except BTC) into LINK sub $2.
>2020, happy gains, but haven't made it yet. still heavily in debt but maybe thats whats keeping my hands strong.
listen frens. don't give up hope. i have a feeling 2021 is going to be a big one.

We were the smart ones after all.

uh bros. what the fucks happening with biz right now? look at the timestamps, this happening to anyone else?

it's a sad pill to swallow, knowing I put my own financial interests above my ideological beliefs and chose to invest on the dark side winning rather than futilely attempting to fight it, once I become a millionaire thanks to my dear token hitting one thousand american dollars by the end of the year, it will be a sour celebration for me, for by joining the elites I will have also betrayed my own community, while I will be enjoy caviar, champagne and cocaine off the anuses of prestigious prostitutes, the rest of you all will have nothing to eat but spiders and ants and other disgusting insects thanks to the progress of the fourth industrial revolution and the ushering in of the great reset, oh well, however bittersweet a victory it may be for me I'm sure I'll eventually be able to let go of my guilt and simply enjoy my hedonistic pursuits with very little concerns or conscience issues after a while; perhaps I'll simply donate to a good cause once in a while, yes I'm sure this will fill the void, after all isn't that how they all do it, the ego must preserve the illusion, twisting, rationalizing its own actions as ultimately driven by a selfless goal, a grander design, yes surely this all serves humanitarian purposes, too large, too complex, that the general public couldn't even possibly grasp, therefore it is our duty as rulers in the dark, rulers from above, to guide the masses, against their own will, but for their own good, with our invisible hand, a just hand, iron but fair hand, we must never compromise our resolve, whether you like it or not, you will eat them my friends, oh yes, you will eat the bugs

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>>24005695
these days ive been waking up richer and richer
is 2017 already?