/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16281438

>Be born into privilege and wealth
>Go to best schools and learn about culture, finance, science and the finer things in life.
>One day you are expected to pump a literal flammable liquid/explosion hazard into your mode of transportation with your bare hands.
>You are somewhat apprehensive, this doesn't seem like a task for you.
>Meanwhile some wagecuck who reeks of marijuana and won't shut up about someone called 'Joe Rogan' laughs and looks at you with dead fish eyes.
>Wagecuck dusts cheetos of his fingers and attempts to communicate with you.
>'Derd yer pappi ne tell you how to pump der gasses? Yeehehehe what a hoot 'n a holler,' he says, spit flying everywhere with each word.

>Mfw