/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17528955
No

>Located in Cayman Islands
>Devs hold 65% of the supply
>"it'll be the price of a cup of coffee"
>Paid json parser
>Founded by a Russian nationalist with a shady past
>Founder worked on another exit scam in the past (NXT) - supposedly on the run from the SEC
>Ellis also worked on NXT
>Whole selling point is that it's reselling API data with high fees
>Not sybil resistant (prone to hackers)
>Every presentation is the same lazy shit
>Devs dumped 30 million dollars with of LINK last year (700k dumped every 48 hours), never explained why they did this
>Hundreds of people got scammed in the ICO, never received their LINK that they paid for
>Not decentralised like they claim
>Head Quarters located in some old apartment block
>ICO funds used to buy Town Crier project
>Founder has a degree in philosophy
>Whitepaper is just complete nonsense, but nobody reads it

It's still going below $3, right guys?

>linkcash
>asslnk
>linkfire
>nulink
>basedlink
>methlink
How long until the LINK fork bubble pops?

What is the new support going to be? $3.60?

>>17418392
Segay wants to know your location

> dumps 7k link

its over for stinkies

You'll need this, sir

>>17389435
*give me them links

sry sirs

>>17293019

Do I buy more LINK or should buy protective masks and canned food?

Im glad im in germany (for once).
After 1 year of completly not moving my LINK Stack, (no buying or selling, even if i belive you could probably buy more) i am 100% TAXFREE.

Thank you Merkel!
Fix the refugee situation though :)

I'm the guy that made this vid. but my soul wasnt in it, i can do so much better. If i was somehow able to find a offer where i actually get paid for the product i put out, even if its not much, i would produce KINO content.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCkY45lgHX0

If one of you richer anons has an idea for a meme people video, please contact me @WagieWojak on Twitter.

NoLinkers will get NoMercy

>>16775627
but u are my audience

"Yeah, you like it linklet don't you? Who's my little marine? im about to sibos you up boy!"

"I am your pay pig NXT master, proud to be a link marine, I've been collect since thirty cents. Please... sir... I am a corporal rank bitch pay pig in your dungeon of neets, please Binance me again. im too fucking stupid to think for myself and will just keep buying your perpetual motion machine scam."

He pauses, inhales and yells "link 1000 eoy" as another turd mutters it's way out.

"Another 700k for expanding the team, Master?"

"No. For this expansion." He shits again as he groans. "All of these tokens need to go to startups, Sibos loved us so much, they didn't invite us back ever because they just can't handle their love for us."

"A Cambodian basket weaving fisherman enthusiast form is all I need for financial advice."

just then, a fat greasy figure appears in the door way, "Sirgay, you dipshit two-bit hack, where's my money!"

"I'm sorry Ari, I've spent it all on ughhhhhhhhhh! Sp-spen-spent it all on paid promotions and shadow networking to promote my literal shittoken."

"Well dump some more and then buy my company, you dumb faggot slav"

"yes master" sirgay puffs up his chest as ari leaves the room and begins to recite.

"You see, you can't pull data onto the blockchain, it's impossible, no one would ever create a simple contract to query Google."

You smile. "Yes Master, I'm your paypig. All FUD is actually from other chainlinkers. These magical whales are trying to suppress the price."

"No... I will suppress the price.... rgghhhhhh ahhhhh arghhhhh..."

"Thank you master. Web3, sibos, truffle, I will follow it all and I promise to scrounge up what little money I have to throw at this fancy database contract while you dump 700k, thank you Master! I'm a stupid fucking loser neet that thinks the 2017 pump and constant shilling means an actual project and not a skeleton of a copy-cat of other bullshit projects before. I'm a dumbass NEET and I don't know any better"

>>16083936
2019, I am forgotten

>>16079128
>”Gravel please, shaken, not stirred.”

>>16077752
DINESSSHHHHHHHHH
STOP SPAMMING YOUR COPY PASTE
SERGAY IS CALLING YOU TO RUB HIS BIG SMELLY FAT ROLLS DINESH YOU BETTER HURRY BEFORE HE FIRES YOUUUU

>>16071262
>”Gravel please, shaken, not stirred.”

>>16071268
>”The Gravel please, shaken, not stirred.”

>>16071219
Do you practice being retarded or does it come naturally?