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>>58076516
Have a pasta:

Lmao you will literally never see cut bros making these posys. Why? Because we're content and secure about our dicks. The thought of circumcision literally never crosses our minds. So why does it cross the minds of wizard sleeves? I'll tell you why

Because every single time you pull out your dick to piss, you see that nasty excess skin. Every time you piss, you have to roll it back so you don't urinate all over your own dick. You see the stringy slime stick to your dick as the moist, red tip of your dick emerges looking and you remember that if a woman wanted to give you head in the near future, she would gag and puke the moment that nasty, soggy dick touched her tongue

Did you know that even in countries where the majority of men are uncut that the majority of women prefer the look of a circumcised penis? A cut dick is basically like a vagina with small labia. A "simp" or "innie". An uncut dick is like a vagina with large labia. A "roast beef" or "Arbys" vagina. Just how the majority of men prefer small labia, the majority of women prefer cut penises.

Allow me to end my post with a little story an ex told me about the time she encountered her first uncut dick. She said when he took his pants off she though something was wrong with it. She said when she rolled it back it was "slimy" and that she gagged when she saw the slime. She made up an excuse to leave, and left that poor man with his boxers around his ankles. All because of his nasty, slimy dog dick. And it's not a hygiene problem. Your dick literally have glans that are constantly secreting slime to moisten your dick. It's disgusting.