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Sergey wins anons gains???

Spooky..

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>>12657797
>posts shitty blog post tumblrina thread
>gets no replies
>one reply 1/20 the size makes 1000x the sense
kek, where do I short brainlets like op?

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Ah yes, right after the singularity created Bitcoin and the first blockchain. Bring a tear to my *human* eye.

>"and after we ejaculate into our shared big Mac I want to stay up all night drinking ketchup martinis and talking about decentralized oracles with you, Sergey"
>"oh Jeffy, I couldn't forget you, even without the immutable blockchain"
Holy FUCK we're back boys. Strap in.

>own a few shares of a vendor I do business with
>sales people are pushy
>support is retarded
>service is buggy
I'm on the phone with my account rep. Can I fire them?

>Tfw no big bottom barista mtgf

>"America needs to leave capitalism behind, and elect leaders like Elizabeth Warren to bring the Free world to the rest of the world. True socialism has never been tried, and it will work."
...What did he mean by this?

>"I want to taste your sour Kitty and breath in your excrement. I'll wear your panties and you can do your jazzercize over me while I lay down on the floor. I want you to order pizza and make me answer the door just in chastity"
Based and bezospilled