/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56541783
>I’ve been slurping VTI

>>55670836
I remember when we would all listen to Slim Shady on the bus to school. Good times.

>>54046769
Time in the market beats timing the market.

how does $81,000 sound?

Tell me more

Sold all my shit in like November after the Zuck sold his stocks. Haven't been on /biz/ in almost a year
>wtf happened with LUNA?
>are L1s still a thing or is the merge going to kill them
>is the p2e craze over?
>where are the kucoin garbage generals?

>>50395484
make one called boomer bux. then send some to me. 0x3096a984954b88ba33cC93e80a322f4709C42aAD

>considered to be just hair down in blue chip status from large hedge funds
>increased transactions consistently over the last 9 years
>still being developed actively
>no VC faggotry
>barely up 10x from its 2013 bottom

Crypto to the mooon! Diamond hands, fellow autists we're gonna get Doge to $1 this bullrun! I bought sold all my GME for Doge at .08 and I don't care because I know this bullrun will last until August. The number literally only goes up!

>>29195795
I was a retarded loser in high school too, I no longer give a fuck though because it was 15+ years ago, most of the girls are now blown out roasties, single moms, fat, etc. I’ve at least managed to stay the same weight, aged fairly well, and worth more than half a million in crypto. 5 years ago my friend went back to our 10 year reunion and said everyone was basically a loser with few exceptions.

Ho! That little gov't bond and mutual fund of mine is doin' sumthin

Just buy government bonds, securities and a S&P mutual fund.

>>27703830
It’s not luck anon. It was years of hard work. You gotta hit the bricks like I did. Look those whitepapers square in the eye and give them a firm handshake.

Stop treating the stock market as a crypto market, ya damn kids!
The stock market is professional, and requires you to learn the fundamentals.

>>26715125
Back in my day

https://youtu.be/kl4wkIPiTcY

401k

>>25148883
I had a oneitis from a breakup and it fucked with me for like 8 years, I eventually met a better woman and married her and I cringe at myself and the way I used to be. In the end no woman is worth pain and agony and this is something everyone knows in their logical side of their brain but the emotional side of your brain needs to age in order for it to accept that too.

I’m a white American 30something year old boomer

Have you started saving for your retirement yet, /biz/? You have been putting money into a savings account since at least your early twenties, right?

>>23333158
>mfw 90s games are retro