/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58364772
Yes, I am a jobless

>>57957386
Yes, yesterday I walked to the grocery store. It seemed a bit windy, like there might be a storm coming, but was otherwise fine. Then on my way back, a huge tree had fallen on the sidewalk I normally walk on. Had I been a few minutes earlier or later, I would have been crushed or impaled by a branch.
It could have been over
Instead I lived to watch this fucking downward crab day

>>57935999
>Pretty sure cheap food was why my dog ended up getting cancer.
Checked, and I need the brand name of that food
No, I don't have a pet

the market's been crabbing
so could this be the top?
i expect that my stocks
will do a belly flop

Two more trailing stop losses triggered today
Was Monday the top?

What are some good life situation stocks that a guy could invest in? You know... different stocks depending on the situation his life is currently in?
What if the situation in question is that he just learned that his ex recently got married? Any good stocks for that?
I would also do ETFs and option plays.
Thanks

>>57555558
>biotech has thousands of cancer cures, the problem is 99% of them kill the patient
uh... how do I get cancer and sign up for these?

i hope we recover
from the aftermath
but we'll probably get
another bloodbath

the market is crashing
and our futures are lost
i'd go out and buy ropes
but can't afford the cost

i watched the market
and it was quite green
but how come anons
are always so mean?

look for a green monday
and rest of the week
or i'll cut my own throat
with sloppy technique

they say to buy low
and sell when it's high
but after this week
i'm ready to die

i hoped that the line
would go up to the right
but instead i learned
that i'm not very bright

to get more leverage
i bought some options
the market replied
by whipping my buns

the market made moves
that i could not foresee
but i might have a
mental deficiency

>>56668158
What about you give me a loan on 10 Billion aimeme.ai tokens and i pay you a 2% interest in USDT annually?

Hypothetically, what would be the implications of taking out a $100mm flash loan on USDT with no colleteral and going bancrupt?

today i made money
and even quite a lot
then i saw a cute girl
but i don't have a shot

i made money on stocks
by beating the crowd
but my parents told me
they'll never be proud

i did it again
i bought at the top
i better get used
to eating goyslop

with my stocks turning red
it's getting too risky
to cope i might drink this
whole bottle of whisky

there's just no fucking way
that this week will be green
prepare for a bloodbath
the worst we've ever seen

a new trading week
and the market could fly
if not then i hope
that i actually die

the line started dropping
so i set a stop loss
but then that stupid trade
became my albatross