/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56156861
>is the God Protocol
actually according to Szabo its Plural, God ProtocolS.
Chainlink and Avalanche. the IC3 top dogs.

>>11482044
>enigma
kek

>>11461492
“I’m a brigadier General, I’m taking all the marines to Lamboland!” The man shouted, pointing at the green light.
“Lamboland is a real place? I thought it was just a metaphor.”
“Oh, it’s real alright.”
Wojak got in and they drove off. He heard gunshots going off in the distance and he saw buildings collapsing.
“What’s going on?”
“The noLinkers are killing themselves.” Streets and windows were painted with blood. “Old money and old buildings cannot support The Fourth Industrial Revolution.”
At the stop light, a man jumped onto the hood of the car.
“I KNOW YOU HAVE LINK! I’ll give you $500 for it!”
Five hundred? Wagie Wojak opened his phone to check the price.
“Back off noLINKer! You had your chance!”
The general floored the pedal. The phone read 12:08am. Wagie Wojak looked up just as his noLINKer Wojak turned a critical shade of red and exploded.
He opened Delta to check the LINK price but the app crashed as soon as he tried to open it.
“Your phone can’t handle the singularity.”
NoLINKer Wojaks were no longer killing themselves - they were exploding into a river of blood right on the streets.
At the next light, a young woman ran up and pounded on the window.
“Wojak! It’s me, Stacey!” She pounded on the window. “What’s going on? Let me in!”

Call me mommy

lol link is going to make us all rich gg

>>10629322

>>10612162
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
(Oh here she comes)
She's a maneater

We’ll all make it, but only if you reply “Satoshi is female” in this thread

The god of gains will bless you, but only if you post “Satoshi is female” in this thread. The god of gains doesn’t like bigots