/biz/ - Business & Finance

>t. 38 year old loser
>no job for ten years
>live at home with mom
>barely any money
>every business I've started failed
>decide to go back to college
>take classes last semester
>easy af, hot 18-22 year old hotties everywhere
>end of semester I have 20 year old gf
>literally has daddy fetish, makes me call her daughter while I fuck her ass
>teachers are bros and thank such an older man for having the balls to come back to college
>say its progressive and literally applaud
>tfw I'm literally a Nazi
>every 18-25 year old has daddy fetish, I'm turning down girls every week
Bros, go back to college, all of you virgin retards in your 30's I guarantee you will get a gf if you don't look like shrek. Also I'm surprised how easy these classes are. The first week of every semester is telling everyone about yourself. Already turning my young gf into a Nazi, feels good bros.