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I literally have a girl like that and I was a penniless American selling pot and other nonsense while working as a bouncer. She came up to me one shift and I didn't realize she actually bartended once at the same establishment. I didn't think my broke as had a chance so I ignored her on purpose the whole night purposely talking to other attractive females that were literally there with their beta boyfriends. It some how made her follow me more and we sparked a conversation about Arcturians, Black Metal, Type O Negative, Tool, and quantum physics. I took her to my apartment after I warned her about my current lifestyle and status. She never left my side. We now have kids and everything. I ended up enrolling into a Master's proy knowing it was all Bullshit but wanting access to student loan money so I could invest in Chainlink and BTC back in 2017. At that point we were together three years and here we are three years later. I quite dealing and consuming for the most part. And I have 30,000 Chainlink and one Bitcoin with some Civic 41,000, and RSR 100,000. Life isn't too bad and I'm even massively overweight but I am tall and literally look exactly like Peter Steele. So had few things in my favor and few things against me and still pulled off a gf that looks exactly like Pam Anderson only better. Also, here's some proof...

Think I'm lying shithead??? I own btc too as you can see here...