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My cheerleader gf in high school dumped me and got insta preggers by a bartender. I made some cancer joke while watching a walk to remember with mandy Moore. This bitch hits me up years later on jew book and tells me she loves me. She saw that I have my own place and job. So naturally I fuck her and dont nut in the condom but fake it. She didn't want to do doggy because that's gross she said. I knew something was up. Turns out she did not take birth control and wanted me to impregnate her. She wanted me to meet her daughter. I said no to all the above and she stopped talking to me. She then married some Pajeet shortly after lol.

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>>18942485
Stake them

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