/biz/ - Business & Finance

Follow a not too rich.
Murder and steal.
Call legal shark (most expensive law firm).
Pay exorbitant amount under table.
Blackmail firm.

Rinse and repeat.

>Donate to Republicans.
>Donate to Democrats.

How does one profit from today's retardation?

Be me
> invest in links
> put my 3$
> masturbate
> dreams having lambo, mazerati, mansion, and big titty hoes
> invest more while my mom keeps feeding me
> mom and dad hates


*5 years later*
> looks at my cash
> becomes a millionaire
> buy cars
> have sex
> brag it all in /biz/
> /biz/ mods allow begging
> 99% of anons still live in the poverty
> goes to home and never forget my mom
> mom never disappoint