/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'm just gonna come out and say what everyone is thinking
I would fuck Janet Yellen. Everytime she talks about rate hikes my little friend gets a little hike as well. I would take her out to a nice dinner and then we would have the most passionate sex afterwords, falling asleep in each others arms.
I would whisper in her ears:
"Did you like that pump?"
while brushing away her gray hair.

Then I would fall asleep listening to her snoring, only to wake her up with some coffee and eggs.
After seducing her for long enough, she would eventually let me into the Jewish club, where I would gain access to their infinite money printer.
Then I would drag her into my pile of money and we would make sweet love on the Benjamin's.