/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51154267
Wondering how I could have a daughter with that person knowing she will end up in the same position (literally).

Nigger!

>>49541753
I think you're confusing Chad with a normie.

Hokie dokie just plowed through my gigantic watchlist and did a quick glace TA assessment of all. Today I opted to stay on the sidelines and just let my existing positions do their thing. I want some kind of indication we're back in risk-on bullish conditions here and the Iran thing stalls out. Of course Trumper could very well blow all that out of the water with a tweet over the weekend, like Friday right after close just to be extra trolly, so so so. So! Anyway, there are lots of companies sitting around in early rising trend states that could convert to nice lengthy ups in coming weeks. If tomorrow is green again on the index I will commence the nibbling.

>>16123637
i just use google by default since it has nice features but i just use duckduckgo if i ever need search results i would have gotten say 5 years ago from google

>>15642719
lol. 150k Software Architect here, started as lowly Programmer I code monkey intern 8 years ago.

At this point I've basically automated myself out of my own job, even though everyone here thinks I'm irreplaceable. Spend an hour or two a day combined in actual work, the rest reading manga or shitposting. Pretty fucking comfy man

>>15580753
Sometimes the feature/issue I work on can be fun. Sometimes tedious. Cloud architecture like AWS is definitely the cool stuff, especially when you orchestrate it with something like Terraform. One-click provisioning an entire complex framework feels good man

>>15328606
I want to fucking believe

>>15328748
Thanks to >>15316558

>>15021721
I used to have a hardcore leftoid friend on zuckbook, and he would post shit like this just about every day. Are all leftoids this obsessed with WASP money?

>>14344700
you on that list? teach me how to make it senpai

>>14287897

I love chainlink. All the drama, the memes, the community surrounding it, it's really something.
But what I love most about it is knowing that in couple years I will be a billionaire.
It's not even a 99% chance, it is quite literally guaranteed. As a result of that knowledge,
I stopped showering and brushing my teeth over a year ago.
There is simply no reason for me to do it when I know I'll be rich.
I will be fucking whores every night and laughing as they're throwing up from my disgusting,
stinky body and mouth. As they kiss me on my rotten teeth, or suck my stinky, 2 year unwashed hog.
It will be quite something. In fact I am already seeing effects of my stinky adventure.
Yesterday I went to a shop to buy some cheese and make a stop at McD's for a big mac and
the cashier at the store was visibly gagging at the smell of me and trying to hide it.
Other customers were standing like 5 meters behind me. It was truly hilarious.
And none of them have any idea of my guaranteed, future riches.
They must already be so jealous of me.
The stinkiest billionaire ever.

>>13772092

>"Always do the opposite of what /biz/ says."
>Says /biz/.

Isn't this a liar paradox?

>>13724938
>Which coin should I buy BTC or ETH?
ETH
>which one is better anons?
BTC

How do you buy bitcoin?

>>8004589
>>8004653
9 a couple of days ago and now 15. Will be returning to 30 where our rightful place is.

>>5362680
Great job, I even read it in Alex’s voice.

I now own 20k Dogecoins.
This is really it /biz/.
We're all going to make it.