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>> No.56745987 [View]
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>>56745965
why haven't you taken the CRYPTODEBTMAXXX pill? want to own a house? easy. just apply for a loan on USDT. want a new car? you're qualified, just go to a $USDT0 down, buy here pay here lot. need a new phone? finance it. student loans? just stop paying them and let them garnish your gainz, they can't garnish >25%. owe money on your debt? just get a new crypto credit card and do a balance transfer. if CEXes can perpetually refinance billions in debt, why can't you? really, if you aren't living the CRYPTODEBTMAXXX lifestyle you aren't living. it's simply a matter of clicking the site, collaterizing your DOGE, and telling them that you want MORE BTC DEBT.

>ALL CEXES AND STABLECOINS KNOW YOU BY NAME
>FEARED YET RESPECTED BY RISK MANAGERS
>DEBT COLLECTORS BLOCKED IN PHONE
>STILL SCREEN EVERY CALL TO VOICEMAIL
>NEVER VISTIT THEIR LOAN SITES AGAIN
>DEBIT TO INCOME RATIO >100% BUT STILL GETTING NEW LOANS
>LEASED LUXURY CAR ON CRYPTO CREDIT CARD WITH NEGATIVE EQUITY TRADE IN
>HOUSE 6X YOUR GAINZ ON 40 YEAR ARM MORTGAGE
>STARBUCKS & RESTAURANTS EVERY DAY
>ALL SUBSCRIPTION ENTERTAINMENT SERVICES
>8 CRYPTO CREDIT CARDS, ALL MAXXXED OUT
>NEW IPHONE EVERY 6 MONTHS, FINANCED WITH NEGATIVE EQUITY

>> No.56742482 [View]
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>>56742476
>borrow 1 KAS
>lend it out on margin for 10 LINK
>lend that out on margin for 100 DOGE
>lend that out on margin for 1000 USDT
>cash out in BTC to hardware wallet and fuck the collateral
Its awesome.

>> No.56742032 [View]
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>>56742017
You can cash out USDT to USD, no?
1 USDT = 1 USD?
>borrow 1 KAS
>lend it out on margin for 10 LINK
>lend that out on margin for 100 DOGE
>lend that out on margin for 1000 USDT
>cash out in BTC to hardware wallet and fuck the collateral
Its awesome.

>> No.56741608 [View]
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>>56741605
They should use their DOGE as collateral for borrowing more BTC.
On leverage.

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>>56740735
Lend it out to a greater fool.

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>>56731596
Buy DOGE
Lend them out for BTC on margin
Never pay back the loan

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>>56701253
Leverage
>>56701254
NGMI

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