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>>17492080
I used to be obsessed with smelling girls asses and braps and farts and stuff like that. Mostly thanks to this board probably. But it leaked over into real life. I was at starbucks one afternoon working on my computer and this cute cardio bunny came in from the gym next door. Wearing yoga pants workout shirt was sweaty hair back in a bun. Similar to picture related. Anyway she walks in and instead of going to the counter heads straight for the family bathroom. She goes in and closes the door. Shes in for a goof 10 mins. I am just picturing her beautiful ass and what she is doing in there. Its really turing me on. So finally she unlocks the door and just kinda rushes out of the starbucks. I jump up and head to the restroom, I haveto admit I am already slightly hard cause I cant wait to "imagine the smell". So anyway I get in the bathroom and as I am closing the door take my first deep breath. The smell hits me like a ton of bricks. Its absoltuely horrid. It smells like death and rotting food and garabage. I close the door and walk over to the toilet. I try to picture her shitting and how perfect her body was as a lean down and sniff the toilet. Im not kidding, I almost threw up. IT was way too strong. I pulled my pants down and tried to masterbate but there was no way i was getting hard. I washed my hands and walked out. Got my computer and left.
let this be a lesson to you guys, sometimes stuff is funny on the internet and we get sucked in, but never never never meet your heros. You are better off living in the fantasy cause the reality is GRIM!.