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i went out for coffee
while researching cheapies
the barista said that
i gave her the creepies

She was really cute though.... but I think she sold me a stale muffin.

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>could've put 5k into SPY puts today and made 60k

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the markets are swinging
and that makes me cagey
so maybe i'll always
be stuck as a wagie

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I just checked
For several options that I own.. I'm 100% of the open interest

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>Blackrock is the largest shareholder of SIGA

uhhh

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>>49907418
I dont really care about cars and my networth is over 500k in stocks and bonds. I think my trusty 2006 toyota corolla could live another 5 years before i think about replacing it

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>>49906119
....no it won't

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>wake up
>check the stock market
>lose a bunch of money
>play wordle
>check the stock market
>lose more money
>stock market closes
>lost a ton of money
>drink
>go to sleep
This is my life

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i got a bit antsy
and peaked at the futures
i'm thinking tomorrow
my wrists will need sutures

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I have 358 apu images
157 pepe images
and 14 marv images

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>>49850515
>27
>no credit history
>no debt
>130k cash
there really are niggas in their 30s who owe another man slavery-tier indenturement due to low impulse purchase control

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>>49807424
See you here Tuesday.

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If you're enjoying this thread, and... well... to be honest, you're probably not, this is one of the worst /smg/ threads ever... But, if you are enjoying it, don't forget to like and leave a comment below. Also, smash that subscribe button like you're buying TQQQ puts at the absolute bottom!

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>>49711234
>like last year never even happened.
i wish the last year hadn't ever happened

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>>49693461
I don't have a rebuttal for this. You got me.

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>tfw shadowbanned

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>>49655700
Jesus fuck.... it's not looking good for us Gemini bros

>Gemini Thursday Jun 16th, 2022 Daily HOROSCOPE
>You will be in a bad mood today. You will prefer being isolated and would not like to be active in being social. Fortune has not been fair with you in many areas of life. And this fact is frustrating you and is making you lose on your hope. Instability in love life will add on to your mental pressure. In all it’s not a very happening day for you but try not to dwell in negativity.
>Your Lucky color is OrangeRed.
>Your Lucky number is 26.

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>>49633358
that's too many ema's/sma's

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>family wants to take a vacation and come visit me in the fall
>not sure I'll have any money left by then
>not even sure if I'll still be living

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the market is dumping
and i'm getting sweaty
if i call my broker
i'll spill my spaghetti

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there's just no fucking way
that this week will be green
prepare for a bloodbath
the worst we've ever seen

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i really am hoping
last week was the bottom
we laughed at the bears
but should have just shot 'em

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>>49514775
Just buy stocks wtf

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>>49507852
I spent $4000 last month furnishing my house from top to bottom.



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