/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58373835
scoopsies you have reached the point of cubicle cuck dominance that you need to ignore my sexual advances and infiltrate the tech industry properly for the benefit of your /smg/ bros. Take the job at META. Work your way up the ranks so that one day you can pin down Zuck in privacy and whisper in his ear "buy NAK" before penetrating his bussy. We are all counting on you. You need to be the JC Denton of the tech world. This is your destiny.

>>58349217
>Learn to greentext

>>58301498
Leave hamchads out of this chud!

>>57764783
Sounds like you have a lot of personal decisions to make. Keep in mind if you choose the path of the lanklet, your bussy will be vulnerable to hamchads at all times. It's a hard life to lead.

>>57705889
Ok, well then take this as a preemptive threat

>>57673616
I didn't earn the title of king bootie bandit of /smg/ by fucking accident.

>>57622116
Her butthole looks dirty
>>57622126
I don't sleep with the willing. Sorry anon.

>>56792866
He will pay. Not with his life, but his bussy.

>>56688288
>hobbies: nothing

>>56120404
We used to use the weekends to shitpost. That's why weekends are so special

>>56017414
Try me chud

>>55989685
I'm not hitting on you, if I wanted your bussy I'd have it already. I wouldn't waste my time trying to court a lanklet.

>>55817861
The question is, how did you get out of the closet?

>>55811064
>probably bigger than you
Think again lanklet

>>55770770
Ok well that's fucking rude. Keep in mind if you attempt it I will turn your bussy into swiss cheese

>>55616112
I could absolutely mog your bussy

Poem anon, I post this song all the time, but everytime it pops into my playlist, I think of you. You're a richfag lanklet that goes out and does things. You are a hop, skip, and a jump from being a normalfag. You can take the bluepill and be free of all of this. You're hanging out in blackpill anonymous. Get the hell out while the door is still open.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=9RfVp-GhKfs&feature=share

>>55363216
I could absolutely mog your bussy lanklet.

>>55337460
Life is funny isn't it? When I was a young man I always believed that life would just kind of work itself out. Now that i'm a man I know that is not true. This is advice for every one of you NEETs here. If you want something in life you have to TAKE it. My entire life I thought that I wanted a cute wife and some children, but that's not always how things work out. I realize now that the only thing that will satiate my thirst is a qt black twink. A qt black twink named scoopsies. It's my life's mission. If he had dinner with poem anon, i'd cool off. But until then i'm coming for you bb.

>>55106954
Ok I'm pissed you made me convert yuropoor numbers to freedom units, but yeah being 5'9 165lbs puts you in twink territory. That being said, that probably shouldn't stop you from finding a woman but you're almost 30 and your window of opportunity is closing. Once you get into your 30's and are single you fall into the "what's wrong with him" category and women start to think you're weird. Worst case scenario, you can always transition and surrender your bussy to me. You'll at least be well taken care of.

>>54856193
I also forgot to mention that dune part 2 is coming out and I'm excited for that. Know your place lanklet. Hamchads like me discuss what I want when I want

>>54773831
>3 days without food
Anon this is just dangerous. Did you consider the fact that this will cause you to become very weak and make you bussy a prime target for hamchads?

>>54498840
Scoopsies I will absolutely trash your bussy if you keep getting an attitude with me. And if you post that stupid reddit humor youtube video you always post i'm not using lube this time

>>54457212
It was more rhetorical than anything else. I'll be keeping tabs on you regardless