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April's fools! do not fuck them.

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I will never make it, but I will diligently put 20% of my paycheck into ETFs every month for 30 years. This way I will have a solid basket to dip into for dire occasions an/or old age.

The ETF is SOXL btw.

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And since i am always wrong, 100k is confirmed.

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>mfw

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It's particularly sunny, the temp is perfect and the sky is clear blue.

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What is the purpose of giving money to a public or private entity to get back less whrn you're old? Am i missing something?

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How do i profit from being a walking biological weapon?

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CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT!

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Howdo i raise and sell shrimps?

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Why every time i search for good trading videos i always find an army of thumbnails with a soifaced retard and a title in capslock "I turned 5$ in onehundredthousand gorillions of money with thos strategy impossible to lose lol lmao"?

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Eh eh i touched poop.

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Welcome to all the newfriends in our wonderful, super secret, secret club.

Why are you here you may ask? Why me and not someone else?
Well, due to our poor societal standards in creating functional individuals, we made our own selection process to collect the finest minds of our generations in a single forum.

In fact, you have chosen or have been chosen TO GET FUCKED IN THE ASS, FAGGOTS! FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU SO MUCH FUCKING MONGOLOID RETARDS, LEAVE THIS FUCKING BOARD NOW, NOBODY WANTS YOU AROUND HERE OR A-N-Y-W-H-E-R-E ELSE, EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH TURNS TO SHIT BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE STANDARDS OF A DRUG DEALER MIXED WITH THE MOST HIDEOUS GENETICS HUMANITY HAS EVER SEEN IN THOUSANDS OF YEARS!

GO FUCK YOURSELF!

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>>56519820
>>56519836
It's about saving an endangered species of misanthropic frog.

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Even when they try to make other people mad by posting indian-white couples, bragging about their immigration numbers and how powerful india will be, it's just too fucking fun watching these hairy microsoft technicians trying to flex over someone else.

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>>56494845
>>56496136
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>>56496146
>>56496147
EDIT: My very evil backfired the backfire and is now more evilish than before

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Someone WILLINGLY (by his own will, accepting the terms and conditions of the exchange, understanding the underlying risks of trading) placed a sell position WHEN THE PRICE WAS LOW, only for me to fill his position and complete the deal accepting the bags he doesn't want anymore because considered worthless.

Some of these guys are now on twitter being angry all day about how wealth is not properly distributed and how much they deserves to be taken into consideration.

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Someone willingly agreed to sell his bags to me when the price was lower.

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My very evil plan is coming to fruition.

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New month. New me.

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Best /smg/ ever edition.

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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