/biz/ - Business & Finance

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I just like the stock, and if you can't post about GME in the GME thread I'll fuck your mom and dad with my cock. I am buying more shares today. Fuck reddit, and superstonk.

>>54740886
If this ends up being the first companies stock to have gone chapter 11 to outmaneuver shitters and bondjoggers and still not need to reissue under a Q ticker while squeezing despite being potentially moved OTC, I will laugh until I shit myself. Hope you know the deal is right around the corner you mega fag.

>>54567129
>Mfw It's Citadel.