/biz/ - Business & Finance

What will their next excuse/cope be?

What the fuck do they even do nowadays ever since they lost the GME shit

>*kills people*
Reddit truly were the bad guys all along.

How do I short Reddit?

I USED TO RULE THE WORLD
SEAS WOULD RISE WHEN I GAVE THE WORD
NOW IN THE MORNING, I SLEEP ALONE
SWEEP THE STREETS I USED TO OWN

My wife’s boyfriend and I were lurking on /biz/ to find something good to invest in, when we found out good future exchange. We are trying to invest in DeFi since Robinhood betrayed us, you already know it, but we also want to make smart investment. So this project called Rubic exchange, turns out to be game changer in terms of giving all the best of what you can get with one DEX. Binance smart chain and Polkadot integration will be huge. I tried using Uniswap but it’s often down, and gas fees are high. Uniswap has 4b marketcap and Rubic only 20m. I think it’s safe to say Rubic will be 1b marketcap in 2021, and possibly even 5b EOY. Also, everyone knows that dex exchanges only go up in price, right? What do you think Anons?

When you click buy/sell on robinhood, the orders get mass sent to a clearing company because they have to be bought in cash at the fucking nyse. You are not buying from robinhood, they only process your buy order, the purchase happens in some back room in Manhattan.

That intermediate clearing company delivers it to a big company called DTCC

DTCC has a monopoly on this but they raised the collateral on volotile stocks from pennies on the dollar to a full dollar. That means they need DOUBLE the cash for every purchase. Say 500 billion gets moved, they need 1 trillion to process the sales.

When you have hundreds of billions shuffled around, and the price surges, the clearing company can run out of liquidity (dollars, for you 80 iq monkeys)

When they run out of dollars the whole scheme collapses, so they have to limit the amount you're about to buy

And when this accelerates it will all collapse like a house of cards, bankrupting apps like robinhood and leaving you penniless. Like, you won't be able to buy sell or anything. The government will have to interfere to pay you out

If you're smart and have access to pre market trading, sell everything and deposit the money to your bank account instantly.

Anyone else laughing at how they're characterizing this place like some kind of merry band of noble poor's taking on wall street?

Anyone who has seen WSB before this week knows it's a bunch of trust fund kids and younger finance professionals gambling their money in shit plays that they post for upboats

WALL STREET BETS DOES IT AGAIN BABY

>this is your guys best work yet

We are a friendly community interested in making a lot of money, mainly with crypto trading.

Just like r/WSB, we have plenty of useful info circulating on our little messageboard, all of which usually tell you useful insider info.

How am I going to make money? - You might ask. Well we're here to help you. We post every increasing trend and moon we know about. You gotta take our word and jump on the train headed to Lambotown.

What should I invest in? - Our top choices are XRP (Ripple) and DogeCoin (currently about to hit $1) However, we also post about very unknown, underground coins no one on Twitter will ever set their eyes on. These recent moons include those of Bao Finance, GYSR, Statera and Rubic.

We all know what's best for us - We're here to make money too. So enjoy your stay, don't "Do your own research" like a stock boomer and hop on the hype train now!

WSB DOWN

How do I upvote posts?

They unironically Shut it down. Lmfao I'm never fucking selling. You made this worse for yourself.

Reddit turned Wall Street to a uniswap shitcoin rugpull? Why weren't kikes doing this before?

Long time lurker here, made a shit ton on chainlink ($ 0.8 average). Up a couple of hundies on GME as well, got in a bit late but what can you do.

Anyways, just wanted to tell you fags that I’m out, WSB is so much cooler than this board, all you do here is talk about shitcoins with no value prop and post drawn underaged girls from Japan. Pathetic.

Don’t you fucking incels even think about following me over there, don’t want you guys to make that place uncool as well.

Peace. And fuck off.

Did WallStreetBets outperform your portfolio in 2021? Be honest

>>26590582
>Make tons of money
>Push Wall Street VC to the verge of bankruptcy
>While making 4chan incel seething
Yeah I think they're based

>mogs /biz/

pathetic

We should move to this subreddit and start making money

Listen up /biz/ faggots. Wsb is based. Their Robinhood = our Uniswap. They're degenerate faggots with sick memes. Maks a trading account and get some easy gains on their pumps to suppliment your crypto gains.

are they better than /smg/ boomers of this board? Discuss

Jesus fucking christ this board has gone to shit, everytime I come on here there is just endless fucking shit coins nobody has ever heard of being shilled endlessly that go nowhere, every now and again one moons. I recently started using Reddit and I am getting WAY better investing starts from there, I a fuck ton of shares in Gamestop and it has already made me more fucking money than any of your shit coins like "rubic" and "kleros". Time to grow up and do some real fucking investing and get some good fucking profits instead of endlessly betting on shitcoins you fucking losers.

I see you are flooding /biz/ for alt season. Welcome to the crypto casino bros, you guys are based.

Why are you guys so mad? Us WSB chads will take over from here. You're our guests now. PLTR to the FUCKING moon.