/biz/ - Business & Finance

>crypto market has been bear for more than 2 years
>suddenly starts correlating to the stock market
>more bear market
jfc

So we've been in a bear market for like 3 years, and now that the stock market is correcting we down, AGAIN?

>btc dumps
>alts dump
>btc pumps
>btc dumps

When did crypto become more boring that the stock market? jfc

how the fuck do i get off this board? im on here almost 8 hours every single day and i most definitely could put those 8 hours to better use

>>15784912
my first gf broke up with me for my brother
>tfw it was two weeks before homecoming
>tfw she still wanted to go with me
>tfw i still went
c u c k ed myself

When did you realize that the honkler meme was a marketing campaign to shill the new Joker movie? NEETs worked for free once again.

how do i stop falling for /biz scams

its coming.

> continue school after working 1 year
> meet Stacy, become Frens
> Stacy starts fucking Brad
> Stacy invites me to eat Pizza and stuff just to cry about Brad
> literally friendzoned, cant follow her thought process, tell her to just stop fucking him, if he hurts her
> "anon its not that simple"
> Finally they stop

> half a year later, fast forward 2-3 "Tinder Bfs"
> Meet this Asian / korean / chinaman from school, whos in the same ""relationship"" (aka friendzoned) with her as me.
> Sometimes we hang out as three, start talking about crypto with him and how i turned my small 5k investment into 20k
> he opens up and tells me he actually has his own company, maybe if i wanted work after school he could find a place for my IT skills
> also tells me he has a contract with some BTC miner from 2014, height of the bullrun (he didnt even know it hit 20k) his stack was worth like 2-3million
> Stacy doesnt know about this, but starts going out with him, he was charming and a nice guy, but a manlet
> He is happy, even tells me one day that he will give me one bitcoin (18k) since he saw that i was a good trader, but had trouble because i had such a low starting amount (even if it was my all in)
> told me if i lose it, its alright; if i make money, i should give him a bit of the profit.
> Stacy being the slut she is complains to me about him being a dicklet (pixelated dick, 8cm errect), but by this time she knows hes rich
> Stacy starts getting closer with me and i eventually end up fucking her while shes still together with him; even though i refused any advances she made for the first few times because of this.
> she breaks up with him (he doesnt know she cheated, but she did the same with her others bfs)
> dont get to see chinaman anymore
> by cucking the chinaman i cucked myself out of 18k
> was virgin to this point, so its not like Stacy stayed with me or anything, also lost contact with her

fug bros i could have bought so many linkies if i played this right

>>13848649
i dont wanna be poor boys, I want my parents to be proud of me.

For the Archvies, because im going to LINK this the next time somone asks, Nobody gives a shit about it and the Thread just literally dies, so dont blame me.

> inb4 it gets replies now

Suicide Stacks now cost 10k$

>>13657815
well yeah im dead inside