/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50642547
he's larping

>>50627156
Don’t get it.

Inside the loopodopoo there is a peepeepoopoo...

You can change your birthday date on jersey mikes subs, and infinitely get reward points to get yourself a free sub every day. I have done this everyday and have saved myself thousands of dollars.

How can I execute my SIGA calls if I don't have the money to buy shares?

/biz/ is a racist board, isn't it

and that's a good thing, isn't it

I'm going to hold SQQQ over the weekend.

Is it really that simple? There's no way we stay here. There is always a correction. There has to be a catch here, all I have to do is set up a short and I will retire within a week

An anon bought the LUNC top a couple weeks ago to try to catch the dead cat bounce. He put around $200k into it, and bragged and laughed at other people every day about how rich he will be. It has dumped since then and never recovered. I really wonder what happened to that anon and if he's still alive.

>Women get free rides in their career. If she even remotely knows how to code, six figure jobs will line up for her. Heck they got programs to encourage women to code.

>She doesn't have to pay rent since one of you guys will take care of her.
>She is gifted free stuff, even a fucking car from simps like hal

So uh, is there any advantage we men have that women don't?

I might unironically buy the next GME dip before the div stock split. Tell me how bad of a fuck-up that would be.

Good evening to you sers

So why the fuck haven't any of us caught them? Why isn't there a general for finding these 2x's before they pump. You literally have a 40% chance of guessing correct if you pick from the top 10 gainers on kucoin.

So why aren't we banding together to find these 2x's? Even a retard with $500 would become rich within a month.

>I buy, crypto dumps IMMEDIATELY after and my position was the literal top
>I sell, crypto pumps immediately after and my position was the literal bottom
>I hold and crypto crabs for a year straight.

The only thing I c an do at this point is just buy bitcoin and take you all down with me. If I won't make it, then neither should you.

>>50147611
>1
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

I bought GBTC in 2017 and have held the entire time. I am at a loss right now even though BTC has a 50% gain over the 2017 top. Fucking jews every time.

>>30372168
I really hope that's not leveraged

>Market cap +48.60%
>Price +6.43%

>>30178656
its fine just post this thread in a few weeks telling everyone they missed out.
put me in the screencap

People of /biz/
Right now a battle is being fought in a place devoid of emotion by a boy who doesn't understand crypto at all
But he is fighting to save the entire crypto market with just words
Some Chinese person with an extraordinary ammount of bitcoin at his disposal wants to dump them all, be aware he holds millions of them
Pray for the wellbeing of the market

There is a Simpson's episode about bitcoin already

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