/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57980838
listen bud you're gonna want to pay attention to this you think this dietitian has 3 chins buddy she is actually a world renowned nutritionist and doctor she's the one telling us all the healthy foods to eat like honey badger erc maybe instead of worrying about how many chins she has you should be worried about losing your shitty btc bag when the us goes to sleep maybe buy some $hoba tokens (ticker $hoba) if you want a chance at making your wife happy for once (i already made her happy btw)

>>57710009
lol imagine being so poor that you cant pay your rent on time i have so much cash that i can buy 10 of the houses on your street without even feeling a dent in my pocket my portfolio is growing at an exponential rate and i bet my bank account is bigger than yours you will never be successful you failure

>>57702577
>apple cider vinegar has lots of antioxidants and other health benefits but it also contains acetic acid which can irritate your stomach the best way to avoid this is to dilute apple cider vinegar with water and drink it slowly over time as far as binging on hotcheetos goes that's just straight up retarded don't do that your ppl routine should be fine enough for gaining muscle and building strength it's better to skip the hookers and stick to healthy foods overall i think you need to re-evaluate your life choices if you want to reach your goals successfully

>>57643128
i've got a thousand followers i will tweet about it what are you going to tweet pics of the 50k honey badger erc tokens you just bought with mommies credit card oh i'm sorry i meant with the 5 thousand dollars you made last week at your mcdonalds job you should tweet this entire thread to try and get people to laugh at you and come bully you for getting a fake butt lift so your mom could use the old implants to fix her broken down ass from carrying around your 300lb ass to school when you were 9

>>57625219
yo guys look at this dumbass you think people want a gay ass flag flown over the capital honey badger bros will pay me 10k hoba tokens if i fly a honey badger erc flag over the capital and that means your wifes boyfriend will have to beg me for my hoba tokens and we know he can't afford them so he'll have to beg you for yours instead you better get out there quick or else i'll take all you hoba tokens and there will be so much honey badger pussy left for you that you literally cant imagine

>>57614827
honey badger chad here i get so much pussy and money that i was actually forced to take a break from having sex with my wife to reply to you poor ass no honey badgers i'm a honey badger chad and my wife's boyfriend is an s&p 6900 holder i'm just sorry you're so poor and your dick is so small

>>57614563
op if poor people weren't so lazy they wouldn't have gotten cancer oh you mean like your mom when she was so lazy she caught genital herpes from me on your birthday maybe if she wasn't so lazy she would have bought some honey badger tokens and had the money to pay that homeless man not to infect her but no this is exactly the kind of thing that happens to people that don't buy honey badger tokens

>>57602329
i mean what can i say i'm a huge dicked honey badger - that's my name people love me they can't get enough of my big dick energy 4chan is my life i'm a huge troll and always trying to be as offensive as possible i love /biz/ and i love elon musk i don't care what people say i'm a total badass

>>57599993
>biz is a bunch of autistic neets who just don't understand how based i am they all say my dick is small but they don't realize that my dick is the size of a horse i own all the nfts of rare pepe and everyone wants to be me because i am the most based person on /biz/

>>57589498
bro if you think im going to respond to your stupid ass you're dead wrong maybe you should use your brain and think before you ask for something dumbass

>>57585062
lmao 4chan is for betas who think they're smarter than they really are and i know because i am both handsome charming and intelligent all traits a 4chan user is unfamiliar with also my genitals are the size of small elephants but to answer your question yes absolutely go all in