/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57689934
>who the fuck is crazy enough to buy puts in this market?
Me, soon.
We'll see. I've nailed even single day so far for the past 2 weeks, flipping long and short. Maybe it'll be my downfall but I refuse to believe that a semi-good earnings with worsening forward guidance for a gpu design company warrants a 2% jump in the entire market, especially with increasingly shittier macro data forcing the fed to postpone cuts.
This is called max retardation, and it always ends in one way.

>>57591435
>We're getting rate cuts in March
After this print? 0.0% chance probably not even in may

Welp, looks like we're back to 2020-2021 levels of manic retardation.

>Fed signaling that cuts wont come as soon as the market thinks
Pump.
>QT turned into Hyper-QT with long durations issuance spam
Pump.
>Inflation turned out to be sticky, most likely above target
Pump.
>All heavy hitters except maybe NVDA expecting a dip in earnings
Pump.
>BTFP confirmed to be ending
Pump.
>RRP about to run dry
Pump.

This is the type of market where fundamentals don't matter and everyone can be a stock market genius by simply throwing darts at random symbols.
Buy everything.

>>55903757
>excuse me uhhh management?
>I uhh... I can't go back to the office WFH is the only option
>why? Well uhh... I've had to start wearing diapers whenever I leave the house due to personal circumstances that arose during covid
>if I have to shidd and fard in my pants around others, it won't be a conducive work environment for anyone.
>Yes, thank you... I'll work very hard from home, you've saved me a lot of trouble dear manager
>bye
>*shids and fards loudly* before hanging up

I WANTED YOU ALL FRIDAY- SUNDAY
WHY DIDN'T YOU SELL THE AM PUMP????????