/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28361795
You've financially outclassed 97% of /biz/

At what age did you realise you're never going to have sex?

>>19744393
Thanks, clownfren. Added to the collection.

This seems too good to be true, and if I want to double my 10k stack I’m risking it being hacked by the exchange or some BS system crashes down and everything is gone. Where’s the catch here?

I don't own any precious metal and I just spent all my trumpbux on batcoin.

You guys better not be lying about this. Honestly, at this point it makes as much sense as anything else. I don't care anymore.

>>18480866
Embrace it

>>18309514
>>18309459
kroger is doing store pickup like mad right now.
personally most of my expendable money in lockdown is going to better food, snacks, and i have a HUGE grocery bill because i don't eat out.

i think people will learn to cook in lock down, realize how many meals they can make at home, and when the virus is over KR will see sustained revenue growth.

that's not an opinion i see a lot on bloomberg, they all think people are going to rush back to restaurants. fuck that.

>>18196958
But for 4 months, people who get laid off will be making MORE than the wagies who get to keep their jobs?!?!?

What the fuck is this shit. This is beyond clown world.

>>17499900
couple of weeks? by monday night we'll have widespread epidemic mark my words. they're testing now that the elites have cashed out of the markets.

governments are so dumb. i wish some degenerate from POL would run for mayor of Portland already, and we would have had stock piles of masks and had been quarantined since chinese new year. it's fucking bull shit.

>>17499965
shiiiit i think i got it already there was a guy at the supermarket today in the bathroom bleeding into the sink fiuckoing NASTY

>>17249735
t. Not retarded enough to fall for pnds

>>17249750
pic related

>>17071113
Kek this is the best timeline

Give us your wealth, boomer

Sometimes I remember the Katy Perry post on IG.
Sometimes I fall for the FUD.
Then I really go out of this echo chamber and realize we are so fucking early. Like it isn't even close. People just ignore this or don't think anything about it, while I'm just sitting here making some money and thinking of the outrageous amounts that are still left to be made.
We will all make it. And by all I mean us, those who know already.

>tfw only 2.8k link
why

MARGE UP COMING. BUY.

>>16227424
>>16227625

The story goes like this:
>Federal Reserve and ECB refuse to let another 2008 happen
>Flood the system with negative interest rates and QE 4, 5, 6, 7
>Capital can't find yields because bonds are shit, zombie companies are existing to finance debt, and millenials can't afford dying boomers houses
>Capital flows into cryptocurrency in a feedback loop of increasing yields and more QE
>Hyperbitcoinization
>Ruling class allows it to happen because they're personally all in on crypto

imagine only making 38k after graduating with a 4 ye degree in stem

https://www.governmentjobs.com/jobs/2530612-0/medical-lab-technologist-greensboro-3716?page=2&location=90201&distance=25&pagetype=searchPage

At least it sounds like it would be interesting.

>>16180178
bear or bull??

Were do you guys check if btc is performing over 200ma? Legit dont even know what ma is but I hear btc going over it is bullish.

What would happen, economically speaking, if 90% of wagies quit their jobs all at the same time?

bitcoin wouldn't survive the real world. fortunately we live in a clown world.

>>15951478
3 • 7 • 2 = ???

why dont u just buy the dump at at 5k?

>>15927044
just use j-date goyim. come fuck our beutiful jewish women.

https://www.jdate.com/en-us